English River Phoenix fanactic.
"In simplicity there is truth"
Im so tired I just wrote virginity Mary in an essay for sociology and crime. Just in the middle of a paragraph for no apparent reason. What the actual fuck biscuits?!
when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else
my favorite part of hamlet is at the beginning when they see the ghost of hamlet sr for the first time
and the guards are like “Horatio, you go talk to it! You went to college!”
and Horatio is like “Yeah! I did go to college! I will go talk to the ghost!”
like. where did horatio go to college. did he go to ghost college